McSweeney's Yoga Proverbs

Angele sent me these weird and hilarious contemporary proverbs. I hope to pen some myself someday. Though mine won't be quite as cynical as:

"It's the squeaky wheel pose that gets all the attention from the instructor while the rest of the class suffers in silence."

haha check it out here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/14schachter.html